hye guys...erm quiet bz tis week but it ok coz we got new staff working here..thnks God...all problem are release & we can work as team;) system too slow now & owez connection timed out huhuhuhh....thinking of create facebook but later loo hehehe...ok nxt update..
see yaa & take care;)
About Me
- deejayz
- LaNd oF HoRnBiLL, KuChiNg....;), Malaysia
- #simple gurl #have great smile #love to laugh & make joke #hyperactive ahaks!!!! #chubby & cute (very te perasan haaahaaa....) #independent #sweet & sometime can be so romantic heheheeee... #good listener #never regret to know with me;)
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Sunday, August 23, 2009
INSTALLING LOVE
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?
Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...
Customer: Yes?
Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?
Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma'am?
Customer: Let me see....I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do?
Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean?
Customer Service Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before It can "LOVE"others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Customer Service Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...
Customer: Yes?
Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
SOMETHING FOR YOU
I give to you my love heart and soul
I give you my hand to for you to hold
I give you a the life that you can treasure
I give you the feeling of pure pleasure
I give you a friend to whom you confide
I give you a friend that will never collide
I give you my strength when you are weak
I give you the feeling of pure meek
I give you my word that I will never stray
I give you my word I will never cause dismay
I give you the promise to be by your side
I give you the promise to never hide
I give you this my solemn vow
I give you this my true endow
I give you my hand to for you to hold
I give you a the life that you can treasure
I give you the feeling of pure pleasure
I give you a friend to whom you confide
I give you a friend that will never collide
I give you my strength when you are weak
I give you the feeling of pure meek
I give you my word that I will never stray
I give you my word I will never cause dismay
I give you the promise to be by your side
I give you the promise to never hide
I give you this my solemn vow
I give you this my true endow
my fav tv's drama;)
supernatural season 1,2 & 3
*waalaa..hunting for ghost & demons..i like tis drama especially the actor dean & sam...so gorgeous & handsome.. have scary demon & must watch drama hehehe...
leverage season 1 & 2
*lagi best heheheh..each episode x pernah miss one episod pun hehehe..story bout a group of thief tat stole something to help people in trouble..it was interesting coz there a lots of tactic & cool gadgets in this drama..must see tis drama heheheh..
desperate housewives season 5
*mmng best & syiok hehehe..story bout wives & it was enjoy watching tis dramas..a lot of thing we can learn in tis incredible women..owez squirrel but at the end we can see happy ending..you go gurl!!!
TOO SOON???
The heart will dare the mind
To repeat the old refrain
Reasons why to find
It’s distance to maintain
The mind in truth a cynic
Avoids again, the pain it bore
From painful past it mimics
Again must live, what has before
Determined not to budge
Too soon the heart to care
While with the same breathe judge
Too soon it’s thoughts to share
But love will laugh, and speak with joy
And heart will whisper to the mind
“This time you know your not a toy
Behold what bliss there is to find….”
To repeat the old refrain
Reasons why to find
It’s distance to maintain
The mind in truth a cynic
Avoids again, the pain it bore
From painful past it mimics
Again must live, what has before
Determined not to budge
Too soon the heart to care
While with the same breathe judge
Too soon it’s thoughts to share
But love will laugh, and speak with joy
And heart will whisper to the mind
“This time you know your not a toy
Behold what bliss there is to find….”
BORED???
Hye guys..erm soo bored today coz need to work on Sunday call huhuhu...my colleague absent today coz she got game today at batu 7 huhhuu..so quiet tis office now..only me & aunt evon in the office..but it ok,we still have to do a lots of work to be done before goes home huhuhu...2nd days of fasting now..i remember last few years when i still at campus..fasting wth all my frens..it was great & i remember when it time to berbuka posa,im the most excited person heeheh..eat a lot until i drop hahahah...really miss tat time...if we can turn back the time...impossible rite!!!! really tired today coz got tuition tis evening hush...for money i will do it heheehh!!! stop for a while,after tis continue again post in tis blog..enjoy;)
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